fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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z-eniith:

this happened

kingkimochi:

different body types for girls in anime more like [INCREASE BOOB]

isnowfairy:

hoshigumayuugi:

rumour:

this is more important than universal healthcare 


excuse you


rude
darth-vader:

THE WHOLE TIME, BUBBLE BUDDY WAS ALIVE.BUBBLE BUDDY WATCHED HIM DIE. HE WATCHED HIM DIE AND DIDN’T EVEN SPARE A WORD.

housewifeswag:

bayareamom:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

Wtf

this fucked me up

kalikardashian:

dogapult:

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

we used to do this at tropical smoothie, we traded smoothies for wings from the chicken place next door it was incredible, bring back the barter system

Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

america-wakiewakie:

(Photo Credit: US Uncut)

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-