it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness
If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?
I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face
ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture
and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”
(it needs to be charged)
*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*
really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000
*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*
jean valjean’s favorite punctation mark is a period bc it marks the end of his sentence
"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”
"i’ve never seen a diamond in the flesh"
alright, lorde never been to a kay jewelers or the jewelry counter at a macy’s
Probably not since she’s from New Zealand..
i don’t care what planet she’s from
someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape
pour one out to the neopets we left for dead