thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

knightgrantaire:

jean valjean’s favorite punctation mark is a period bc it marks the end of his sentence

h0ppip:

"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

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unclefather:

believeinnumbercity:

unclefather:

"i’ve never seen a diamond in the flesh"

alright, lorde never been to a kay jewelers or the jewelry counter at a macy’s

Probably not since she’s from New Zealand..

i don’t care what planet she’s from

iamwizz:

someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape

:u too many caffeinated drinks my gawd I want sleep.

fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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z-eniith:

this happened

kingkimochi:

different body types for girls in anime more like [INCREASE BOOB]

isnowfairy:

hoshigumayuugi:

rumour:

this is more important than universal healthcare 


excuse you


rude
darth-vader:

THE WHOLE TIME, BUBBLE BUDDY WAS ALIVE.BUBBLE BUDDY WATCHED HIM DIE. HE WATCHED HIM DIE AND DIDN’T EVEN SPARE A WORD.

housewifeswag:

bayareamom:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

Wtf

this fucked me up