*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*
jean valjean’s favorite punctation mark is a period bc it marks the end of his sentence
"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”
"i’ve never seen a diamond in the flesh"
alright, lorde never been to a kay jewelers or the jewelry counter at a macy’s
Probably not since she’s from New Zealand..
i don’t care what planet she’s from
someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape
pour one out to the neopets we left for dead
different body types for girls in anime more like [INCREASE BOOB]
do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
this fucked me up